Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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