just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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