Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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