I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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