Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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