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i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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