I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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