Apparently you make a good broom.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.