If i come over, it means nothing
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?