she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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