He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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