So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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