i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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