she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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