she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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