I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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