Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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