Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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