Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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