Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
do nipples grow back?
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