dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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