Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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