Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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