I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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