hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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