ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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