i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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