There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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