rhymes with "ouble enetration"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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