We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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