Don't you send me to vm
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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