Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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