I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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