She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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