I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
