Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize