Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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