Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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