what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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