How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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