he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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