what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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