I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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