There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
My pussy is not your playground.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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