actually, I'm a sock model
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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