it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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