I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We are all done wearing pants today
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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