we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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