Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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