so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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