OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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