he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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