you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I want to be your penis for a week.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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