Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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