ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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